Chosen Solution

A while back, one of my USB ports on my 2017 non-TB MacBook Pro stopped working. I went to the Apple Store and the guy told me nothing other than “you should’ve gotten Apple Care”, so I just went without using that port. Well, today the other port crapped out, and I cant seem to charge the system or use any of the USB ports now. I tried a PRAM reset, an SMC reset, and a different charger, and nothing. It still doesn’t work. I am not sure what to do next. The laptop is out of warranty and has no Apple Care.

Either liquid damage on logic board or blown charging chips on board caused by aftermarket charger being used. You’ll need to take to a reputable MacBook board repair shop to fix this.